05th Jan2013

Bad Aim

by Mr. Joseph

Okay…I’ve resisted talking about the Sandy Hook shooting last year because there’s nothing I can say. It was a tragic event, and the perpetrator will never be brought to justice because he killed himself. So, this is not about that – directly. This is about what the nitwit Wayne LaPierre and the brain farts in Congress have been saying since it happened. Basically, they’re blaming it on violent entertainment: TV, movies, and video games. In fact, Sen. Jay Rockefeller (D-W. Va.) is asking for a study to see how violent games impact children. That, and people have been climbing the walls against entertainment they deem too violent for YEARS. In fact, there’s a town in Connecticut that’s offering to collect and destroy violent games.

Miranda Lawson. She is not amused.

This is completely stupid.

I’m 35 years old. I grew up in the era of Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, and Steven Segal. I was raised watching movies like Predator, The Terminator, and Cobra. Watching Magnum P.I., Knight Rider, and Miami Vice was a rite of passage for me. I spent countless hours playing games like Contra, Mega Man, and Ikari Warriors. Hell, Commando has a scene where someone gets impaled through a steam pipe, and that – plus Schwarzenegger’s one-liner at the end (“Let off some steam!”) – is one of my favorite movie lines.

Paranoid people, allow me clue you in on a little secret: it ain’t the games. It ain’t the movies. It ain’t the TV shows. Kids get exposed to these things, sure. But, kids shouldn’t be able to buy these games, they aren’t supposed to get into these movies, and they’re not supposed to be watching these shows on TV. Know why? Because we already have a rating system that covers ALL of these.

In response to games like Night Trap, Mortal Kombat, and Doom, the Entertainment Software Rating Board was created. Established in 1994, it was created to assign ratings to games based on their content, i.e., someone getting shot in the face at point blank range. These ratings have been in effect for about almost 20 years now. If you’ve looked at a video game box recently, you’ve probably seen the rating plastered on the front.

ESRB Ratings (source: psychobuttons.com)

These ratings make it clear who these games are made for. I won’t let my 22 month old daughter watch me playing Mass Effect. Nor would I allow my 11 year old niece to watch me play the latest Call of Duty
game (primarily because I don’t like first-person shooters, but that’s neither here nor there). These games are rated M for a reason; they contain violent images and sexual situations. Where have we heard this saying before? Oh, yeah…the MPAA.

In 1968, the Motion Picture Association of America implemented its own rating system to replace the Hays Code (a fascinating read; find out more about the Hays Code here). In its infancy, it only had four ratings: “G” for General Audiences, “M” for Mature Audiences, “R” for Restricted (no one under 16 to be admitted without a parent or guardian, and “X” for Adults Only. Over the years, “M” gave way to “GP”, which changed to “PG”, and that’s what we had for years…until 1984. That’s when movies like Gremlins, Poltergeist, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, and Clash of the Titans (the original one, not the worthless one featuring the wooden Sam Worthington) were released to unsuspecting children, and it effectively scared the crap out of them. As a result, the “PG-13” rating was created to delineate the difference between a movie that might scare some younger children. In 1990, due to the influx of porn films taking the “X” rating as their own – even though most of them weren’t rated in the first place, the MPAA created the “NC-17” rating. Thus, giving us the following ratings system we use today.

MPAA Movie Rating Poster (source: skyecinema.com)

In 1997, Congress, the television industry, and the FCC created TV Parental Guidelines. These guidelines were created as a tool to show parents what TV shows they may not want their young children watching. It also was created to be used in conjunction with the V-chip, which would censor shows with specific ratings. If you’ve watched TV recently, you’ve seen the ratings pop up in the upper-left hand corner of the screen. If you’ve watched a procedural, you’ve seen it every half hour.

TV Ratings (source: armstrongarmor.com)

Now, I’m sure you’re wondering why I took you on this trip down memory lane. Well, the answer is simple: we have a system in place to handle these things; we’ve had it for years. All it requires is a bit of common sense and proper implementation. The fault doesn’t rest on the entertainment industry; it rests with the consumers – specifically the parents and/or guardians who allow their charges to consume the offending media.
That doesn’t necessarily mean that all parents aren’t doing their jobs, nor does it mean that all sales reps aren’t adhering to the guidelines. However, it DOES mean that some of them aren’t.

Kids aren’t stupid; they’ll ask an adult to pick up a game for them – even though they know they aren’t supposed to play it. They’ll either sneak into a movie or ask an older cousin to get them in one. They’ll wait until their parents are summarily distracted so they can watch The Walking Dead. Instead of taking a look at everyone else, take a look at your immediate circle; you just might find the solution you’re looking for.

Of course, that’s just my opinion; I could be wrong.

07th Nov2012

Random Ramblings – The Aftermath

by Mr. Joseph

Good morning, everyone.

Before I begin, take a look around you. Please. Just humor me on this.

Are there any fires burning? Are there any flipped vehicles in your neighborhood? Did an asteroid hit your favorite team’s stadium?

No?

Good.

We’ve survived another Presidential election, and Barack Obama has secured another four year term. When the projection came in, this was the image tweeted out shortly thereafter:

“Four more years.” – @BarackObama

I can honestly say that this was an ugly campaign, and it’s one that I hope to never have to witness again. That being said, what’s done is done; it’s time to move forward now. However, before I move on myself, I have to get some stuff off of my chest.

It shouldn’t have taken Mitt Romney as long as it did for him to concede the election. It was called hours ago; why you trippin’? I understand that it’s not manly to admit defeat, but when the projections hit 270 for the President, that should’ve been your cue to say, “All right; I’m done. Let me call this man, congratulate him, and crawl my ass on a stage and concede.” Dragging it out as long as he did just ain’t cool.

I wonder how Mitch McConnell feels knowing that – and I quote – “the single most important thing we want to achieve is for President Obama to be a one-term president” was an abject failure? Dude…all the bravado in the world won’t help you now. Granted, he did go on to say “but if he changes, I want to work with him,” but I think that ship had sailed and sunk a while ago.

I really need Donald Trump to have a couple of seats. His ridiculous tweets about how the election process failed is childish on so many levels. And, he’s clamoring for a revolution? A REVOLUTION?! Excuse my crassness, but…nigga please. Sarah Palin can go follow suit. These blithering imbeciles are part of the problem in this country, because they seek to widen the divide that we have in the guise of helping.

The Redskins Rule has failed again. For those who are uninitiated, the Redskins Rule basically says that if Washington wins its final home game before the election, the incumbent party keeps the White House. That was disproven in 2004, but it was modified to refer to the party that won the popular vote.

I took a 24 hour sabbatical from social media yesterday, and it was tough. That being said, it wasn’t tough enough for me to hop back into the fray. I value my fleeting sanity enough to not do something like wade in the political shitstorm during a Presidential election.

That’s all I got for now, I think. If something else comes up, I’ll amend it here.

06th Nov2012

Morning, all…

by Mr. Joseph

I said this would be my only social networking post today, and I’m holding firm to that.

Today is Election Day; go vote.

I’m not gonna tell you who to vote for, because that’s not my job. My job is fixing computers, writing movie reviews, and talking about new Bluray and Netflix Instant Streaming releases. But, it’s my civic duty to go vote, and so I shall.

Who I’m voting for is my business, so don’t expect me to share. Also, don’t presume who I’m voting for because of the color of my skin. That means nothing.

I’m voting my conviction.

I’m not voting because of some attack ad. I’m not voting because of some talking head on my TV screaming about the ills of one person and the virtues of someone else. I’m not voting because of my religion, because we have a little thing called the Separation of Church and State. I’m not voting because of some perceived team loyalty. So, let’s get that out of the way.

I’m voting for the people I vote for because I’ve done my homework. I’ve looked at everything I could find on the candidates that made their information publicly known – which is all of them. I’m making an informed and educated decision, and I hope all of you are doing the same.

And, remember: regardless of what happens today, the sun will still come out tomorrow. We’ll still be here, and we won’t be hit by an asteroid because your candidate didn’t win.

See y’all tomorrow.

24th Jul2012

Rational Control

by Mr. Joseph

I tried to stay on the sidelines; I really did. But, there are times when my hand is forced. This is one of those times.

In the wake of the Aurora, CO shooting that left 12 people dead and 59 people injured, there was a massive outpouring of sympathy from all over the country. That’s a good thing, because it means we’re still human here. Of course, it also brought out the talking heads to scream their agendas for the world to hear, and for their avatars to spread their message to the unwashed masses like a clean rag of justice.

To those people I say, “Stop it.”

Here’s the deal: I’ve been seeing a lot of my Conservative friends saying silly things like, “Well, if someone in the theater had a gun, they could’ve shot him before he killed anyone.” Or better yet, swapping out the pronoun “they” with “I”. There are a couple of problems with that scenario, and I’ll take them in no particular order. Number one: there is no way in hell you would’ve stopped him. None. I don’t care how badass you may think you are…you’re not. There was tear gas everywhere, it was dark, and people were running around in a panic. What the hell do you think you would’ve done? There is only one person I can think of who would’ve been able to stop him, and that’s Commander Shepard from the Mass Effect series…but Commander Shepard ain’t real.

Number two: let’s say you did have a gun, and let’s say you did get some shots off. Chances are that – while you may get him (that’s a giant leap of faith there) – you may also shoot and kill innocent bystanders as well. Then what? In your haste to be a hero, you just killed an innocent person whose only crime was getting in your way while trying to get away from a bunch of whackjobs with guns. Would you want that on your conscience? I know I wouldn’t. On that note, if you’re the type of person to say, “Oh, that’s just collateral damage,” then I don’t think I want to know you anymore. Remove yourself from my life immediately.

Now, there are my Liberal leaning friends who say that all guns are evil and that all guns should be outlawed. To those people I say, “Stop it.” The problem isn’t that all guns are bad. It’s that people are. We humans have a propensity for finding new and inventive ways to kill each other. If he didn’t have a gun, he would’ve done something worse. Maybe he would’ve had some explosives in a van and ran that into the theater, killing more people. Or maybe he would’ve taken that van and run over people as they left the theater. Then what? You gonna outlaw vans?

Look: there is never a clear answer for people like his guy. Hell something like this is even mentioned in The Dark Knight when Alfred is talking to Bruce Wayne: “Some men just want to watch the world burn.”

Step back and think about a better way to keep everyone safe, and stop jumping to extremes. We’ll all be better off for it in the long run.

05th Jun2012

No Comment

by Mr. Joseph

I haven’t written on here in a while, limiting myself to movies, but that’s by design. I’ve had a busy few weeks, and it only looks to get busier in the coming days. I also haven’t written about politics in a while, but that is an unfortunate byproduct of what I do for a living. Allow me to explain.

In case you either forgot or were unaware, I do IT work for a nonprofit agency down here. That means my salary is paid for by the government. One of the things they told me when I got hired was that they don’t necessarily like employees talking about politics or having political propaganda on our person during working hours. This includes wearing the “I voted” stickers you get when you leave the polls. In fact, they pretty much said don’t do it.

I decided to extend that to my personal life as well. Why? It makes my life easier. I have enough stress in my life as it is; the last thing I need is to add the political wars to that list. Billion dollar Super PACS and mudslinging between candidates can be aggravating, because they appear to be aiming for the lowest common denominator; this includes the name calling and blatant disrespect that’s shown to a sitting U.S. President. That part really disturbs me, and I find it disgusting.

But, that’s another life.

I didn’t discuss politics when I was in the Navy – both Active Duty and Reserves, and I won’t be discussing it anymore now. Hence the reason I’ve stuck with movies and other silly things; I just refuse to live my life in a bubble of annoyance. I have enough of that with my sports teams and my darling, beautiful daughter who thinks 1:00am is the perfect time to play.

Maybe I’ll start it back up if/when I get another job, but that’s another thought for another day.

19th Jan2012

The $374,000 Debate

by Mr. Joseph

I told myself I wasn’t going to discuss politics anymore.  I don’t like talking about it, and I tend to avoid it like the plague.  Unfortunately, in this volatile political environment that we live in, I don’t have much of a choice anymore.  So, with that in mind, here are a few things that have caught my attention:

Mitt Romney is clueless.  A few days ago, Mitt Romney was quoted as saying that receiving $374,327 was “not very much.”  This was in response to people asking him to inform what his tax rate was.  He didn’t actually say what his tax rate was, but he said it was probably closer to 15%.  To quote from this article, Romney said his tax rate was “closer to the 15 percent rate than anything.  For the past 10 years, my income comes overwhelmingly from investments made in the past, rather than ordinary income or earned annual income. I got a little bit of income from my book, but I gave that all away. Then, I get speakers fees from time to time, but not very much.”  Now, I don’t care if you make a metric ton of money; I couldn’t care less.  But, please realize that what you consider “not very much” is more than most Americans will make in a lifetime.  It’s a good thing that he gave his book income away, but I think “not very much” was a poor choice of words.

Speaking of poor choice of words, let’s discuss Newt Gingrich.  Forsaking the jokes about his name (who names their child Newt anyway?), Newt is under fire from none other than Jimmy Carter.  The 39th President gave an interview to Piers Morgan (which will be on CNN tonight) where he accused Gingrich of – and I quote this article by Jim Galloway – of “purposely using code words of the old segregated South when he talks of a ‘food stamp president’ and the need for the poor to learn how to hold a job.”  I would continue to quote, but it’s in the article; I recommend reading it.  I was having a conversation with one of my conservative friends on Twitter on Martin Luther King Day, and I mentioned how I have qualms with both Gingrich and Rick Santorum (more on him later), and he asked why I had a problem with Gingrich.  I mentioned the fact that he was talking about the “food stamp president” vs. being the “jobs creating president” dynamic, but I wasn’t quite sure why that bothered me so much.  Well, now I know.  There are certain comments that can be made that seem okay on the surface, but are really bothersome just underneath.  This is one of those statements.

Now, good ol’ Rick Santorum.  The man who has a depraved sex act named after him (click here if you just wanna know – be warned, it is definitely NSFW).  This man has been classified as a homophobe, as well possibly having racist tendencies.  I’m sure you remember the flak, but just in case you don’t, here’s what happened: while stumping in Iowa, he was quoted as saying, “I don’t want to make black people’s lives better by giving them somebody else’s money; I want to give them the opportunity to go out and earn the money.”  Okay, here’s the thing, and Gingrich is just as guilty: black people do want to work; we’re not just sitting at the liquor store stumping for spare change.  Times are hard for everyone, and to single black people out is idiotic and flat-out wrong.  This article on Slate.com goes into greater detail, but they don’t speak to the bigger problem.  My thing is this: I don’t have a problem with people speaking their mind…in fact, I wrote a blog about everyone having freedom of speech.  The thing that everyone MUST remember is that there is a such a thing as retribution, and that retribution (as long as it’s verbal) is protected by – guess what? – FREEDOM OF SPEECH!

So, I’m practicing my freedom of speech and saying that Mitt Romney lives in a bubble and doesn’t even have the pretense of getting out, Newt Gingrich is a moron who is far out of touch with regular people – what with his wife having an expense account at Tiffany’s, after all, and Rick Santorum is an insensitive idiot who doesn’t know how to shut up and get out of his own way.

06th May2011

Speech Impediment

by Mr. Joseph

This has not been a good few months for the Pittsburgh Steelers. First, they have to deal with “Big” Ben Roethlisberger deciding he wanted to get a college girl drunk and show her “Little Ben” in a Georgia bathroom, costing him .  Then, they lose “Big” Ben for four games due to his indecent exposure and drunken issues.  This doesn’t hurt the Steelers as they make it to the Super Bowl, only to lose to the Green Bay Packers.  Then, they discover another one of their players has loose lips.

Rashard Mendenhall posted some rather inflammatory tweets over the past few days saying that he didn’t quite understand the excitement and celebration over the death of Osama Bin Laden.  He had a few comments to make via Twitter, but the one that drew the most ire was:

“What kind of person celebrates death? It’s amazing how people can HATE a man they have never even heard speak. We’ve only heard one side.”

Now, this hits a slippery slope. While listening to the Dan Patrick Show, Dan said someone was talking about Mendenhall’s rights as they pertain to freedom of speech. This has been a gigantic rallying cry for people like Mendenhall (who hasn’t said anything about it, per se), former Alaskan governor Sarah Palin, and former beauty contestant Carrie Prejean who decide to scream whenever someone disagrees with their opinion. Now, I have a problem with people complaining about that, and here’s why.

What people fail to realize is that freedom of speech is a two way street. You have every right to say whatever the hell you want whenever the hell you want.  That being said, so does everyone else.  You can say whatever tickles your happy place, but you can’t be mad when someone else says something that you disagree with.  For example, Mendenhall can say that he doesn’t think that two planes could take down the World Trade Center, and I can say he’s a fucking idiot.  Carrie Prejean can complain about people asking her questions she feels are inappropriate, and I can say that she needs to put her big girl thong on and face the consequences.  Sarah Palin can complain about people in the “lamestream” media twisting and contorting her words to turn them against her, and I can say that she’s a moron who doesn’t realize that she’s part of the aforementioned “lamestream” media and that she’s twisting and contorting the words of other people to turn them against them.

Everyone has freedom of speech, and everyone has the right to use it at their whim. But, don’t get mad because someone uses theirs to call you an idiot. That makes you a hypocrite…and no better than those who do the complaining in the first place.

02nd May2011

Wrong Time and Place

by Mr. Joseph

So, in case you’ve been sleeping under a rock for the past couple of hours, President Obama came on the air and reported the death of noted terrorist Osama bin Laden.  This is a momentous occasion in World History, but there seems to be a problem.

Some folks can’t go through life without bringing their flavor of politics in this debate.

Listen, people…this is not the time for partisan politics.  Far from it.  Y’know what?  I’ve already spoke on this, so I think I’ll just put it here in case some people missed it:

Some of you motherfuckers can’t appreciate a great achievement in World history without bringing partisan politics into it. Damn!
This man has been responsible for killing thousands of American citizens, and you can’t erase party lines for one fucking night?
If this is you, then do yourself a favor and defriend me and get the fuck out of my life.

I’m really sick and tired of people on both aisles puffing out their damn chests screaming for superiority.  Seriously, go fuck yourselves.  This isn’t about being a Democrat or a Republican; this is about being an American.

This is about avenging the 17 Determined Warriors who were killed when the USS Cole was attacked on October 12, 2000.  This is about avenging the thousands of lives that were affected by the attacks of September 11, 2001.  This ISN’T about some of you jerking off your respective political mascots and touting which one is best and which one sucks.

If you can’t put party lines aside for one night, then you fail at life.

01st Sep2010

Freedom of Religion*

by Mr. Joseph

I don’t pretend to be a particularly smart man; in fact, I’ve done some things that would be considered downright stupid at times.  That being said, I do believe I’m smart enough to understand what three words in the Constitution of the United States really means.  Which three words?  Look at the title.

Freedom of religion in America should mean that we can choose whatever religion we want to believe in, be it Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, or – if you want to be like the late George Carlin – the sun with prayers sent to Joe Pesci.  You can even choose to be free FROM religion, meaning you don’t believe in anything.  It’s your right.  In fact, in 1944, a joint committee of the Federal Council of Churches of Christ in America and the Foreign Missions Conference of North America, formulated a “Statement on Religious Liberty”:

“Religious Liberty shall be interpreted to include freedom to worship according to conscience and to bring up children in the faith of their parents; freedom for the individual to change his religion; freedom to preach, educate, publish and carry on missionary activities; and freedom to organise with others, and to acquire and hold property, for these purposes.”

Also, Congress passed a Religious Freedom Restoration Act in 1993 to address the government’s involvement in religious matter.

Problem with that is there is now such a fervor here for anything that’s not Christianity or Judaism, and this makes me think there should be an amendment to the Constitution.  Now, before you get your knickers in a twist, let me just say that I don’t mean that freedom of religion should be taken out; what I mean is there should be a simple addition.

In reference to the First Amendment, it currently reads as such:

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

I’m proposing it should now read like this:

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof*; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Yeah, there’s an asterisks there.  Why the asterisk?  There should be a simple line at the bottom of the Constitution itself, and it should read:

* – That freedom should only be extended to those who practice Christianity or Judaism.

See, that would make everyone happy – well, except for those who don’t practice Christianity or Judaism.

Switching gears for a moment, there are people who say that Islam is a violent religion and condones death and mayhem.  To those people, I say, “Please…shut up.”  Do people do bad things in the name of Allah?  Sure, they do.  Do people do bad things in the name of God?  Yep.  We can go as far back as the Crusades if you want to, or we can go to the murder of abortion doctor George Tiller if you’d prefer something in this millennium.  There are people who’d rather kill someone who doesn’t believe what they do than to have an open discussion about the differences and similarities of the same.

I honestly believe that if people actually set their fears aside and came together for a common good, this would would be so much better.  Unfortunately, I don’t see this happening in my lifetime, and it probably won’t happen in my unborn child’s lifetime…

…and THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is a very sad reality.

09th Jun2010

Random Ramblings, Part I

by Mr. Joseph

Back in the days of MySpace, I used to post random blogs every now and then.  It wasn’t much, and it wasn’t all that informative.  It was just a way for me to get a few things off my mind.  I also used it as an excuse to write something when I had nothing major to talk about.  Oh, and guess what?  I have nothing major to talk about now, so it’s time for some random ramblings!  Yay…

  • I hate being micromanaged.  My discontent for being micromanaged would be better suited for an actual blog entry, but because I don’t really feel like hurting someone’s feelings, I’ll just keep it to this short mention.
  • I’m sure hockey is great.  In fact, I’m sure hockey is fantastic.  However, I have about as much understanding about hockey as most people understood about Japanese anime about 16 years ago.  This is more mind-boggling because I’m watching hockey as we speak.  Granted it’s Game 6 of the Stanley Cup Finals, but I don’t understand the game at all.
  • Nebraska’s apparent departure from the Big XII Conference could possibly signify the end of the conference itself, as well as signify the end of college football as we knew it last season.  Of course, it could also be a lot of sturm und drang for nothing.  We’ll find out soon enough.
  • People need to chill out about wanting President Obama to show his anger toward BP.  If it’s anything I know for certain, no one wants to see another angry black man.
  • Pizza + beer is good.  Excess of pizza + beer…not so much.  Excess of pizza + beer = acid reflux.  It also equals Mr. Joseph not being able to sleep – on top of feeling discombobulated and nauseous.
  • I miss my family.  The majority of them may only be 3 1/2 hours away, but that doesn’t mean I can’t miss them.  I may have to make a trip home soon.
  • Speaking of family, I miss my mom, but she’s in the middle of a military recall, and I can’t see her.  Not because she’s over there, but because I’m short on funds.
  • I haven’t listened to popular music in at least 10 years.  Something tells me I’m not really missing anything.
  • On that note, I don’t quite understand people who stan for certain artists.  Do your really think they give a damn about you?  Seriously?  If you do, then I have a bridge to sell you.
  • Is it football season yet?
  • Dear BP, you’re full of shit.  Dear people who are against big government but are requesting assistance from big government, you’re full of shit.

I’m sure there’s more on my mind at the moment, but I think I’ve rambled enough for one day.  Maybe there’ll be more later.  We’ll see.

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