03rd Feb2013

Super Why?

by Mr. Joseph

Super Bowl XLVII - image courtesy ibtimes.comIn a few hours, the culmination of the 2012-13 NFL season will commence with Super Bowl XLVII. The game features the AFC Champion Baltimore Ravens squaring off against the NFC Champion San Francisco 49ers. The game promises to be an exciting one, with Niners QB sensation Colin Kapernick running the Pistol formation against Ray Lewis, Ed Reed, Haloti Ngata and the vaunted Ravens defense. Or, if you prefer, the running attack of Ray Rice against Patrick Willis and the tenacious 49ers defense. I could go into plenty of platitudes about each team in general and the season as as whole, but that’s not the purpose of this post. The purpose comes from an opinion piece I saw on CBS News Sunday Morning earlier today from contributor Conor Knighton.

In the opinion piece (which you can find in prose here), he laments going to a Super Bowl party and having to pretend he knows what he’s talking about. He waxes poetic about how much time watching an entire season of Ravens games would take, not to mention how time consuming watching football itself is. It’s a bit mind-boggling, but not for the reasons you may think.

I find it mind-boggling because…well…why do something you have no interest in? If you don’t watch football, don’t go to a Super Bowl party because you think you’re obligated to do so. That’s like me watching the newest Lifetime movie because Erica Durance is in it. I’m sorry; I don’t care how fine I think Erica Durance is, I ain’t watchin’ her in a Lifetime movie. Allison Mack? Maybe. Erica Durance? No.

Erica Durance - NOT Lifetime movie hot

 

Look, the bottom line is this: don’t complain about “having” to go to a Super Bowl party, because you don’t HAVE to do anything but live until you die from it. Just don’t take that enjoyment away from those of us who do like football. The side-eyes you would receive from that would be enough to obliterate both the Louisiana Superdome and whatever structure was built to replace it.

Now, as far as my rooting interest goes…as I’ve mentioned before, I’m a Washington Redskins fan. Have been for 25 years, and don’t plan on dropping that support anytime soon. That being said, Washington’s season ended when Rookie of the Year Robert Griffin III tore both his ACL and LCL on the crappy turf at FedEx Field (thanks, Dan Snyder…bloody moron). So, since Washington’s long gone, I’ve decided to throw my support behind the San Francisco 49ers.

Why?

Well, part of it is because I like Jim Harbaugh. Sure, he’s borderline psychotic, but he’s an emotional coach, and he loves his players. Another part of it is that the Ray Lewis lovefest is about to make me throw up. But, it’s mostly because of my best friend of 17 years. He’s a die hard 49ers fan, and I think it’d be cool to see him get the chance to celebrate a Super Bowl victory again. Although, it’d be cool to see Ray Lewis win a title so he can kneel at the 50 yard line and ascend directly into heaven.

05th Jan2013

Bad Aim

by Mr. Joseph

Okay…I’ve resisted talking about the Sandy Hook shooting last year because there’s nothing I can say. It was a tragic event, and the perpetrator will never be brought to justice because he killed himself. So, this is not about that – directly. This is about what the nitwit Wayne LaPierre and the brain farts in Congress have been saying since it happened. Basically, they’re blaming it on violent entertainment: TV, movies, and video games. In fact, Sen. Jay Rockefeller (D-W. Va.) is asking for a study to see how violent games impact children. That, and people have been climbing the walls against entertainment they deem too violent for YEARS. In fact, there’s a town in Connecticut that’s offering to collect and destroy violent games.

Miranda Lawson. She is not amused.

This is completely stupid.

I’m 35 years old. I grew up in the era of Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, and Steven Segal. I was raised watching movies like Predator, The Terminator, and Cobra. Watching Magnum P.I., Knight Rider, and Miami Vice was a rite of passage for me. I spent countless hours playing games like Contra, Mega Man, and Ikari Warriors. Hell, Commando has a scene where someone gets impaled through a steam pipe, and that – plus Schwarzenegger’s one-liner at the end (“Let off some steam!”) – is one of my favorite movie lines.

Paranoid people, allow me clue you in on a little secret: it ain’t the games. It ain’t the movies. It ain’t the TV shows. Kids get exposed to these things, sure. But, kids shouldn’t be able to buy these games, they aren’t supposed to get into these movies, and they’re not supposed to be watching these shows on TV. Know why? Because we already have a rating system that covers ALL of these.

In response to games like Night Trap, Mortal Kombat, and Doom, the Entertainment Software Rating Board was created. Established in 1994, it was created to assign ratings to games based on their content, i.e., someone getting shot in the face at point blank range. These ratings have been in effect for about almost 20 years now. If you’ve looked at a video game box recently, you’ve probably seen the rating plastered on the front.

ESRB Ratings (source: psychobuttons.com)

These ratings make it clear who these games are made for. I won’t let my 22 month old daughter watch me playing Mass Effect. Nor would I allow my 11 year old niece to watch me play the latest Call of Duty
game (primarily because I don’t like first-person shooters, but that’s neither here nor there). These games are rated M for a reason; they contain violent images and sexual situations. Where have we heard this saying before? Oh, yeah…the MPAA.

In 1968, the Motion Picture Association of America implemented its own rating system to replace the Hays Code (a fascinating read; find out more about the Hays Code here). In its infancy, it only had four ratings: “G” for General Audiences, “M” for Mature Audiences, “R” for Restricted (no one under 16 to be admitted without a parent or guardian, and “X” for Adults Only. Over the years, “M” gave way to “GP”, which changed to “PG”, and that’s what we had for years…until 1984. That’s when movies like Gremlins, Poltergeist, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, and Clash of the Titans (the original one, not the worthless one featuring the wooden Sam Worthington) were released to unsuspecting children, and it effectively scared the crap out of them. As a result, the “PG-13” rating was created to delineate the difference between a movie that might scare some younger children. In 1990, due to the influx of porn films taking the “X” rating as their own – even though most of them weren’t rated in the first place, the MPAA created the “NC-17” rating. Thus, giving us the following ratings system we use today.

MPAA Movie Rating Poster (source: skyecinema.com)

In 1997, Congress, the television industry, and the FCC created TV Parental Guidelines. These guidelines were created as a tool to show parents what TV shows they may not want their young children watching. It also was created to be used in conjunction with the V-chip, which would censor shows with specific ratings. If you’ve watched TV recently, you’ve seen the ratings pop up in the upper-left hand corner of the screen. If you’ve watched a procedural, you’ve seen it every half hour.

TV Ratings (source: armstrongarmor.com)

Now, I’m sure you’re wondering why I took you on this trip down memory lane. Well, the answer is simple: we have a system in place to handle these things; we’ve had it for years. All it requires is a bit of common sense and proper implementation. The fault doesn’t rest on the entertainment industry; it rests with the consumers – specifically the parents and/or guardians who allow their charges to consume the offending media.
That doesn’t necessarily mean that all parents aren’t doing their jobs, nor does it mean that all sales reps aren’t adhering to the guidelines. However, it DOES mean that some of them aren’t.

Kids aren’t stupid; they’ll ask an adult to pick up a game for them – even though they know they aren’t supposed to play it. They’ll either sneak into a movie or ask an older cousin to get them in one. They’ll wait until their parents are summarily distracted so they can watch The Walking Dead. Instead of taking a look at everyone else, take a look at your immediate circle; you just might find the solution you’re looking for.

Of course, that’s just my opinion; I could be wrong.

07th Nov2012

Random Ramblings – The Aftermath

by Mr. Joseph

Good morning, everyone.

Before I begin, take a look around you. Please. Just humor me on this.

Are there any fires burning? Are there any flipped vehicles in your neighborhood? Did an asteroid hit your favorite team’s stadium?

No?

Good.

We’ve survived another Presidential election, and Barack Obama has secured another four year term. When the projection came in, this was the image tweeted out shortly thereafter:

“Four more years.” – @BarackObama

I can honestly say that this was an ugly campaign, and it’s one that I hope to never have to witness again. That being said, what’s done is done; it’s time to move forward now. However, before I move on myself, I have to get some stuff off of my chest.

It shouldn’t have taken Mitt Romney as long as it did for him to concede the election. It was called hours ago; why you trippin’? I understand that it’s not manly to admit defeat, but when the projections hit 270 for the President, that should’ve been your cue to say, “All right; I’m done. Let me call this man, congratulate him, and crawl my ass on a stage and concede.” Dragging it out as long as he did just ain’t cool.

I wonder how Mitch McConnell feels knowing that – and I quote – “the single most important thing we want to achieve is for President Obama to be a one-term president” was an abject failure? Dude…all the bravado in the world won’t help you now. Granted, he did go on to say “but if he changes, I want to work with him,” but I think that ship had sailed and sunk a while ago.

I really need Donald Trump to have a couple of seats. His ridiculous tweets about how the election process failed is childish on so many levels. And, he’s clamoring for a revolution? A REVOLUTION?! Excuse my crassness, but…nigga please. Sarah Palin can go follow suit. These blithering imbeciles are part of the problem in this country, because they seek to widen the divide that we have in the guise of helping.

The Redskins Rule has failed again. For those who are uninitiated, the Redskins Rule basically says that if Washington wins its final home game before the election, the incumbent party keeps the White House. That was disproven in 2004, but it was modified to refer to the party that won the popular vote.

I took a 24 hour sabbatical from social media yesterday, and it was tough. That being said, it wasn’t tough enough for me to hop back into the fray. I value my fleeting sanity enough to not do something like wade in the political shitstorm during a Presidential election.

That’s all I got for now, I think. If something else comes up, I’ll amend it here.

06th Nov2012

Morning, all…

by Mr. Joseph

I said this would be my only social networking post today, and I’m holding firm to that.

Today is Election Day; go vote.

I’m not gonna tell you who to vote for, because that’s not my job. My job is fixing computers, writing movie reviews, and talking about new Bluray and Netflix Instant Streaming releases. But, it’s my civic duty to go vote, and so I shall.

Who I’m voting for is my business, so don’t expect me to share. Also, don’t presume who I’m voting for because of the color of my skin. That means nothing.

I’m voting my conviction.

I’m not voting because of some attack ad. I’m not voting because of some talking head on my TV screaming about the ills of one person and the virtues of someone else. I’m not voting because of my religion, because we have a little thing called the Separation of Church and State. I’m not voting because of some perceived team loyalty. So, let’s get that out of the way.

I’m voting for the people I vote for because I’ve done my homework. I’ve looked at everything I could find on the candidates that made their information publicly known – which is all of them. I’m making an informed and educated decision, and I hope all of you are doing the same.

And, remember: regardless of what happens today, the sun will still come out tomorrow. We’ll still be here, and we won’t be hit by an asteroid because your candidate didn’t win.

See y’all tomorrow.

24th Jul2012

Rational Control

by Mr. Joseph

I tried to stay on the sidelines; I really did. But, there are times when my hand is forced. This is one of those times.

In the wake of the Aurora, CO shooting that left 12 people dead and 59 people injured, there was a massive outpouring of sympathy from all over the country. That’s a good thing, because it means we’re still human here. Of course, it also brought out the talking heads to scream their agendas for the world to hear, and for their avatars to spread their message to the unwashed masses like a clean rag of justice.

To those people I say, “Stop it.”

Here’s the deal: I’ve been seeing a lot of my Conservative friends saying silly things like, “Well, if someone in the theater had a gun, they could’ve shot him before he killed anyone.” Or better yet, swapping out the pronoun “they” with “I”. There are a couple of problems with that scenario, and I’ll take them in no particular order. Number one: there is no way in hell you would’ve stopped him. None. I don’t care how badass you may think you are…you’re not. There was tear gas everywhere, it was dark, and people were running around in a panic. What the hell do you think you would’ve done? There is only one person I can think of who would’ve been able to stop him, and that’s Commander Shepard from the Mass Effect series…but Commander Shepard ain’t real.

Number two: let’s say you did have a gun, and let’s say you did get some shots off. Chances are that – while you may get him (that’s a giant leap of faith there) – you may also shoot and kill innocent bystanders as well. Then what? In your haste to be a hero, you just killed an innocent person whose only crime was getting in your way while trying to get away from a bunch of whackjobs with guns. Would you want that on your conscience? I know I wouldn’t. On that note, if you’re the type of person to say, “Oh, that’s just collateral damage,” then I don’t think I want to know you anymore. Remove yourself from my life immediately.

Now, there are my Liberal leaning friends who say that all guns are evil and that all guns should be outlawed. To those people I say, “Stop it.” The problem isn’t that all guns are bad. It’s that people are. We humans have a propensity for finding new and inventive ways to kill each other. If he didn’t have a gun, he would’ve done something worse. Maybe he would’ve had some explosives in a van and ran that into the theater, killing more people. Or maybe he would’ve taken that van and run over people as they left the theater. Then what? You gonna outlaw vans?

Look: there is never a clear answer for people like his guy. Hell something like this is even mentioned in The Dark Knight when Alfred is talking to Bruce Wayne: “Some men just want to watch the world burn.”

Step back and think about a better way to keep everyone safe, and stop jumping to extremes. We’ll all be better off for it in the long run.

05th Jun2012

No Comment

by Mr. Joseph

I haven’t written on here in a while, limiting myself to movies, but that’s by design. I’ve had a busy few weeks, and it only looks to get busier in the coming days. I also haven’t written about politics in a while, but that is an unfortunate byproduct of what I do for a living. Allow me to explain.

In case you either forgot or were unaware, I do IT work for a nonprofit agency down here. That means my salary is paid for by the government. One of the things they told me when I got hired was that they don’t necessarily like employees talking about politics or having political propaganda on our person during working hours. This includes wearing the “I voted” stickers you get when you leave the polls. In fact, they pretty much said don’t do it.

I decided to extend that to my personal life as well. Why? It makes my life easier. I have enough stress in my life as it is; the last thing I need is to add the political wars to that list. Billion dollar Super PACS and mudslinging between candidates can be aggravating, because they appear to be aiming for the lowest common denominator; this includes the name calling and blatant disrespect that’s shown to a sitting U.S. President. That part really disturbs me, and I find it disgusting.

But, that’s another life.

I didn’t discuss politics when I was in the Navy – both Active Duty and Reserves, and I won’t be discussing it anymore now. Hence the reason I’ve stuck with movies and other silly things; I just refuse to live my life in a bubble of annoyance. I have enough of that with my sports teams and my darling, beautiful daughter who thinks 1:00am is the perfect time to play.

Maybe I’ll start it back up if/when I get another job, but that’s another thought for another day.

30th Apr2012

Heading Back Before Moving Forward

by Mr. Joseph

On May 4, one of the most ambitious movies ever made will be released to theaters here in North America.  That’s right; I’m talking about The Avengers.  This has been a franchise in the making for at least four years, due in large part to the rousing success of the 2008 film Iron Man.  When that took off, Marvel Studios decided to bring the core group of Earth’s Mightiest Heroes to film.

Now, I’ve seen all of the movies, and I think all of the reviews are available here.  If not, they should be.  At least most of them are.  Anyway, you know my format for these, so let’s not lollygag any further, shall we?

Iron Man – 2008

The movie that started it all.  This movie was the kickoff to the resurgence of one Robert Downey, Jr.  He commands the screen as the rambunctiously blunt philanderer Tony Stark, and the Academy Award Nominee is supported by a veritable who’s-who of Hollywood talent.  Academy Award Winner Gwynneth Paltrow shines as Virginia “Pepper” Potts, future Academy Award Winner Jeff Daniels chews the scenery as Obadiah Stane, and Academy Award Nominee Terrence Dashon Howard (as he used to go by) plays the beleaguered James “Rhodey” Rhodes.  Director Jon Favreau had a chore on his hands, and he handled it magnificently.  A driving, rock-based score by Ramin Djawadi sealed the deal for this blockbuster film.  The only complaint that comes to mind is the finale that subscribed to the same tropes as most other Hollywood popcorn films.  The final confrontation could have been so much more, but it looked good for what it was.  On top of that, it introduced the “Avengers Initiative” to the rest of us, and set the stage for what we are looking forward to now.

The Incredible Hulk – 2008

Most comic book movie fans tend to discount the first botched attempt at making a movie about the green superhero, and so shall I.  The movie I’m talking about is the re-imagining starring Academy Award Nominee Edward Norton as Bruce Banner, Liv Tyler as Betty Ross, Academy Award Nominee Tim Roth, and Academy Award Winner William Hurt as General Thaddeus “Thunderbolt” Ross.  The movie in and of itself wasn’t a bad movie; in fact, it was pretty entertaining.  Liv Tyler’s voice began to grate my nerves after a while, because it was more akin to a high-pitched whine than a speaking voice, but it was only a minor gripe.  It didn’t falter near the end; in fact, it made me happy that it ended strong.  Plus, having RDJ pop in as Tony Stark was just as entertaining.

Iron Man 2 – 2010

The inevitable follow-up to Iron Man brings back the principle good guys, with the exception of Terrence Howard; he was replaced with Academy Award Nominee Don Cheadle.  The cast also included Sam Rockwell as Justin Hammer, Academy Award Nominee Mickey Rourke as Ivan Vanko, and Scarlett Johansson as Natalie Rushman/Black Widow.  With the exception of my final rating – I’m knocking it down to Three Times More Epic than Love Jones, my review can be found by following the link.

 

Thor – 2011

This was one of those Iron Man-type movies: second tier property with a relative unknown, surrounded by a pretty strong cast.  What could go wrong?  Not much.  Chris Hemsworth became a household name as the Norse God of Thunder, Academy Award Winner Natalie Portman did her due diligence as Jane Foster, Stellan Skarsgard as Erik Selvig, Idris Elba as Heimdall, and a host of other characters too numerous to mention in this brief synopsis.  Instead of repeating myself from my original review, you can find my initial thoughts by clicking on the link.

 

Captain America: The First Avenger – 2011

The final piece in the Marvel Cinematic Universe puzzle is Captain America, and he is represented well on the big screen.  Chris Evans stars as the titular hero, and he’s accompanied by Hugo Weaving as Johann Schmidt/Red Skull, Hayley Atwell as Peggy Carter, Sebastian Stan as James “Bucky” Barnes Stanley Tucci as Howard Eskine, and Dominic Cooper as Howard Stark (yes, Tony Stark’s dad).  I already gave my thoughts about it earlier, and I invite you to check it out by following the titled link.

So, there you have it.  Earth’s Mightiest Heroes – Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, Captain America, Black Widow, Hawkeye (Jeremy Renner) and Nick Fury: Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. (Samuel L. Jackson) – are coming to take over the movie theaters.

The world had better be ready.

23rd Feb2012

Popped!

by Mr. Joseph

Let me get this out of the way now, before I completely go off the rails: I am not a journalist.  I’m a blogger.  I have no journalistic rules to follow.  I can let fly whatever I feel the need to, and I do it not out of malice, but out of the need to get some things off my chest.  I choose to follow some of the laws of journalism because I feel it’s the right thing to do in certain aspects.  I may let some mean-spirited things fly, but it’s not because I hate her; I have no real hate for no one.  I let them fly because I’m being cantankerous, and it’s cathartic.  Never in anything I write will you find me calling anyone a racist name.  The only reason I’d even mention that would be if I were quoting someone.  It would never come out willingly.  Thank you for your time, and your readership.

Okay……*deep breath*

This is a subject that I had no prior knowledge of until today.  One of the many podcasts I listen to is a podcast called “Let’s Do This!!!” It’s a part of a movie and video game review website called Spill.com, and the entire site is full of goodness.  I highly recommend anyone interested in either movies or video games or just interested in entertaining conversations altogether, should check it out.  But, enough of the commercial for Spill.com.  The latest episode of Let’s Do This!!! pointed out an article that was…well..disturbing.

K-Pop star Jenny Hyun was filled with rage by the following tweet by boxer Floyd “Money” Mayweather:

Her response?  Well…let’s just say she didn’t begin a twitter tirade in response to Mayweather lightly.

What?!

As much as I would like to dissect this piece by piece, it would be time consuming, and quite frankly, she’s not worth that much of my time.  Something has served to make me laugh, though; this following portion:

Why?

WHY?!

YOU JUST SAID IT, YOU DUMBO!

Your conclusion may be unbiased, but your maturity level is low.  My daughter is more mature than you are, and she isn’t even a year old yet!  It’s like this…you don’t pull out every racist tirade in the book, up to and including the genocide of an entire group of people!  FOR ONE IDIOT!

Also, I don’t really think posting this meme on your website is going to garner you a whole lot of support from anyone:

Neither are your non-apologies:

You don’t regret what you said?  Cool. I don’t regret writing and posting this blog as a retort.  Sure, violence isn’t the answer, but at least you’re not saying that people are infringing on your Freedom of Speech rights, because they’re exercising the same rights themselves.

As am I.

Look…Floyd Mayweather doesn’t speak for the entire black race, just like I don’t think you speak for all Koreans.  If you two want to go into an insane death match against each other, be my guest.  But, please don’t lump everyone into the same tub of shit just because you don’t agree with one festering imbecile.  Take your frustrations out on him…not on everyone else.

Hopefully, she’ll take her own words to heart:

Sources: Soompi.com – K-Pop Songwriter’s Racist Tweets Spark Outrage, Asian Junkie.com – Jenny Hyun, Songwriter For SNSD & Chocolate, Is a Racist Psychopath, Spill.com – Let’s Do This!!! – February 20, 2012

20th Feb2012

Lin-sane Punishment

by Mr. Joseph

NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 19: Jeremy Lin #17 of the New York Knicks takes a jump shot over Dirk Nowitzki #41 of the Dallas Mavericks during the game on February 19, 2012 at Madison Square Garden in New York City. (Photo by Nathaniel S. Butler/NBAE via Getty Images)

Okay, as I’ve mentioned before, I am a Dan Patrick fan. Ive been following his career since he and Keith Olbermann made SportsCenter a household name.  As such, I’ve tended to side with him when it comes to certain matters, be it sports or otherwise. This…is one of those times.

The New York Knicks have been in the news lately, thanks in large part to the insane play of their point guard Jeremy Lin.  Jeremy Lin is a Taiwanese-American basketball player from Palo Alto, California. He went to Harvard and had a pretty good collegiate career. He wasn’t drafted in the NBA, but he got picked up by the Golden State Warriors. They didn’t know what to do with him, so he got released and picked up by Houston.  They had far too many point guards on their roster, so they let him go and he got picked up by the Knicks. They were a stone’s throw away from cutting him until an injury to Carmelo Anthony and a tragedy in Amare’ Stoudamire’s life set up a chance for Jeremy Lin to step up and play ball.

And, play ball he did.

The Knicks went from a blubbering mess of a team to winners of – as of this writing – eight of their last nine, and Linsanity has swept the nation.  With that comes clever puns on his last name (my favorite is “Super Lintendo Entertainment System”) and celebrity matchmakers (Kim Kardashian has hovered her black hole of fame towards him…with hilarious results).  Also, there comes controversy.

A few days ago, ESPN’s Mobile Site put up a headline following the Knicks’ 89-85 loss to the decaying carcass of the New Orleans Hornets that read as follows:

ESPN Mistake

Also, a broadcaster for ESPNews was talking to legendary Knicks point guard and current commentator Walt “Clyde” Frazier about Lin, and he said the same thing.  ESPN fired the headline writer and suspended the broadcaster for 30 days.  Now, in listening to Dan Patrick, he says that ESPN should’ve had someone to proofread the headline, and probably shouldn’t have suspended the commentator for so long.  I can agree with that.  I’m not just saying that because I am not a fan of “The W0rldwide Leader,” because that would be hypocritical.  To paraphrase Dan, they’re a multibillion dollar organization, and they can’t spring for an editor for their mobile site?  In my opinion, both people should’ve been suspended for two weeks without pay.  To completely fire one and suspend the other for a month is ridiculous.

Eventually, companies and corporations are going to have to start taking responsibility for their own actions instead of just pruning those who have sullied their image.  And, no…one is not mutually exclusive of the other.  But, I guess this is why I’m not in charge of a company or a corporation, because I will accept responsibility for the actions of my company and make the steps to ensure that it doesn’t happen again.  There is a such a thing as sensitivity training, and maybe ESPN should’ve used it instead of cutting off their noses to spite their face.

Of course, this is just my opinion…I could be wrong.

19th Jan2012

The $374,000 Debate

by Mr. Joseph

I told myself I wasn’t going to discuss politics anymore.  I don’t like talking about it, and I tend to avoid it like the plague.  Unfortunately, in this volatile political environment that we live in, I don’t have much of a choice anymore.  So, with that in mind, here are a few things that have caught my attention:

Mitt Romney is clueless.  A few days ago, Mitt Romney was quoted as saying that receiving $374,327 was “not very much.”  This was in response to people asking him to inform what his tax rate was.  He didn’t actually say what his tax rate was, but he said it was probably closer to 15%.  To quote from this article, Romney said his tax rate was “closer to the 15 percent rate than anything.  For the past 10 years, my income comes overwhelmingly from investments made in the past, rather than ordinary income or earned annual income. I got a little bit of income from my book, but I gave that all away. Then, I get speakers fees from time to time, but not very much.”  Now, I don’t care if you make a metric ton of money; I couldn’t care less.  But, please realize that what you consider “not very much” is more than most Americans will make in a lifetime.  It’s a good thing that he gave his book income away, but I think “not very much” was a poor choice of words.

Speaking of poor choice of words, let’s discuss Newt Gingrich.  Forsaking the jokes about his name (who names their child Newt anyway?), Newt is under fire from none other than Jimmy Carter.  The 39th President gave an interview to Piers Morgan (which will be on CNN tonight) where he accused Gingrich of – and I quote this article by Jim Galloway – of “purposely using code words of the old segregated South when he talks of a ‘food stamp president’ and the need for the poor to learn how to hold a job.”  I would continue to quote, but it’s in the article; I recommend reading it.  I was having a conversation with one of my conservative friends on Twitter on Martin Luther King Day, and I mentioned how I have qualms with both Gingrich and Rick Santorum (more on him later), and he asked why I had a problem with Gingrich.  I mentioned the fact that he was talking about the “food stamp president” vs. being the “jobs creating president” dynamic, but I wasn’t quite sure why that bothered me so much.  Well, now I know.  There are certain comments that can be made that seem okay on the surface, but are really bothersome just underneath.  This is one of those statements.

Now, good ol’ Rick Santorum.  The man who has a depraved sex act named after him (click here if you just wanna know – be warned, it is definitely NSFW).  This man has been classified as a homophobe, as well possibly having racist tendencies.  I’m sure you remember the flak, but just in case you don’t, here’s what happened: while stumping in Iowa, he was quoted as saying, “I don’t want to make black people’s lives better by giving them somebody else’s money; I want to give them the opportunity to go out and earn the money.”  Okay, here’s the thing, and Gingrich is just as guilty: black people do want to work; we’re not just sitting at the liquor store stumping for spare change.  Times are hard for everyone, and to single black people out is idiotic and flat-out wrong.  This article on Slate.com goes into greater detail, but they don’t speak to the bigger problem.  My thing is this: I don’t have a problem with people speaking their mind…in fact, I wrote a blog about everyone having freedom of speech.  The thing that everyone MUST remember is that there is a such a thing as retribution, and that retribution (as long as it’s verbal) is protected by – guess what? – FREEDOM OF SPEECH!

So, I’m practicing my freedom of speech and saying that Mitt Romney lives in a bubble and doesn’t even have the pretense of getting out, Newt Gingrich is a moron who is far out of touch with regular people – what with his wife having an expense account at Tiffany’s, after all, and Rick Santorum is an insensitive idiot who doesn’t know how to shut up and get out of his own way.

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