30th Apr2011

Expecto Patronum!

by Mr. Joseph

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Everyone the world over should’ve realized what this was about when they saw the title, but if they didn’t, they do now.  Yes, this is about the Harry Potter film franchise.  The films have all been released by Warner Bros. Pictures, and they star Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, Richard Harris, Michael Gambon, Alan Rickman, and Ralph Fiennes.  The movies have been rated from PG to PG-13 for their various uses of magical violence and situations that may be deemed too tense for children.  The movies tell the story of Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe) a young wizard who has been dubbed by everyone in the magic community as the Chosen One.  While studying at Howgarts, he meets and befriends Hermione Granger (Emma Watson) and Ron Weasley (Rupert Grint) and they go on various adventures to not only learn more about themselves, but to stop an evil wizard known as Lord Voldermort (Ralph Fiennes).  For those who are bigger fans than me, yes; I’m aware that I just did a very brief synopsis of all seven books and (to date) seven movies.  Take a deep breath; you’ll be okay.

How did I get engulfed in Harry Potter?  I’ll tell you.  On December 4th, ABC Family had a marathon of the first five films.  How many did I watch?  None.  I didn’t watch any of them, but that was because I was unaware of the marathon until I saw mention of it on Twitter.  I found out that it would be back on the next day, so I set it in my mind that I was going to watch them then.  I had been intrigued by the trailer for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, but I didn’t want to start in cold; rather, I wanted to start from the beginning and work my way up.  This marathon gave me that option.  I started in late (The Sorcerer’s Stone was at least an hour and a half in at the time), so I was kind of unaware what was going on.  Thankfully, it was fairly easy to follow.  After I watched that one, I went on to the second one…then the third…and before I knew it, I was crawling into the bed at 11:30 after watching all of them.  After that, I was hooked.

Like I mentioned above, there have been seven movies done so far, and I’ll discuss seven of them here.  Why not all eight?  Because The Deathly Hallows, Part 2 hasn’t been released yet.  Be patient.

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First things first, I know the poster says “Philosopher’s Stone;” I like that poster better.  Oh, sure; I could’ve gone with the one that had the boats going into Hogwarts, but I decided to use this one instead.  It’s just as good.  Anyway, every story has its beginning, and this is the beginning of the Harry Potter franchise.  We meet the principal characters as they set out to find the Sorcerer’s Stone and prevent He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named from getting his hands on it and coming back to life.  As beginnings go, it’s a pretty good one, and the kids really hold their own in this movie.

 

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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

To be honest, this one bored me.  This movie is the weakest of the series, and it’s not the fault of the actors.  The trio held their own and the addition of Kenneth Branagh as the ridiculously named and dressed Gilderoy Lockheart was beautiful casting.  Unfortunately, the story wasn’t told well, and I wasn’t really impressed at all.  This signaled the end of Chris Columbus as the director of the series, and it even made John Williams’ great score seem mostly mundane.  It’s a shame, because the story looks like it lends itself to the screen well.  It just didn’t work out in this one.

 

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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

If Chamber of Secrets was the worst to me, then Prisoner of Azkaban was the best.  The trio began to grow into their own, the story was brilliant, the score was phenomenal, and the addition of Alfonso Cuarón as the director was a spectacular choice.  The movie introduced the great Gary Oldman as Sirius Black, David Thewlis as Remus Lupin, and Timothy Spall as Peter Pettigrew.  This also brought in Michael Gambon to replace Richard Harris as Dumbledore, as Harris passed away after the second one.  This is just a spectacular film in general – not just a spectacular Harry Potter film.

 

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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

It’s hard to follow a great movie with another great movie, so I’m not too mad that Goblet of Fire dropped the ball a bit.  That’s okay, though; it was pretty good.  Dumping Harry into a tournament originally designed for three wizards was pretty clever.  Bringing in Brendan Gleeson to play the appropriately named Mad-Eye Moody was great, and he actually made the movie.  The movie brought about the rebirth of Lord Voldermort, played with tenacity by Ralph Fiennes.  The action was great, and the effects were very well done.  Mike Newell did a very good job with this one.  The score was blasé, but you can’t win them all.

 

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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

One of the great things in the Harry Potter franchise is that you really get to see the actors grow and evolve.  This movie shows their growth in spades.  On top of that, you get to see a really great wand duel between the forces of good (Dumbledore’s Army and the Order of the Phoenix) and evil (Death Eaters). We also see an epic battle between Dumbledore and Voldermort.  David Yates takes the directing helm, and he deftly guides his young cast through the rigors.  This one also introduces a great villain in Dolores Umbridge; she’s just annoying enough to be sinister. Another good one in the series.

 

harry_potter_and_the_half_blood_prince_ver19Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

The tagline for this one says it all: “Dark Secrets Revealed.”  This is definitely truth in advertising.  We find out one character isn’t as he seems, and another one has taken the wrong path.  All isn’t bad, though; romances are realized, hearts are broken, and epic battles wage on.  This one has a very sad ending, though, as we bid a fond farewell to one of the most beloved characters in in the franchise.  Of course, the reason we’re saying goodbye is due to the insidious deeds of another…or was it really insidious?  Only time will tell…

 

 

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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1

I wrote about this one already, and my feelings haven’t changed on it from that review.  If you missed it, you can check it out here.  Just to add, I love it when a movie ends unconventionally.  Although it makes sense for it to end how it did, that doesn’t make it any more enriching.

 

 

 

On July 15th (currently), the epic finale to the franchise comes to theaters, and I am really looking forward to that.  That being said, if they released it one day before, that would be the best birthday present ever.

At any rate, I’ve been watching the trailers quite a lot since it was released, and it’s only served to get me even more ready.  But, until then…

EXPELLIARMUS!

28th Apr2011

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2–Trailer

by Mr. Joseph

With the tornados ravaging my family and friends back home in the Birmingham Metro Area, I was pretty bummed out for most of the day.  This has actually brightened my mood quite a bit.


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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

I am definitely looking forward to the finish of this great movie series.  From the looks of things, this has every ability to be great, and I can’t wait to go along for the ride.

22nd Apr2011

Shiny New Digs

by Mr. Joseph

As a continuation from my last post (located here), allow me to explain why I left WordPress.com and got my own site.

The main issue was storage space.  If you’ve seen my reviews, you know I post a metric ton of images.  Well, the problem with that is, I run the risk of running out of space.  I ran so much out of space that my last image had to be hot-linked, and the site I liked it from didn’t care for that a whole lot – the proof is still on that blog entry.  Anyway, after I realized how much space I had left, I made the decision to return to the world of website creation and host my own damn blog.

I kept the WordPress format, and all of my old blogs have carried over.  I now have unlimited space for all of my tomfoolery and goofiness, and I’m glad to have all of you along for the ride.  Now, there are some kinks I still have to work out (like adding the option for automatic Twitter and Facebook posting), but I’ll get it all sorted out soon enough, don’t you worry your pretty little heads about that.

It’s gonna be either metric tons of fun or metric tons of fail.  I’m sure we’ll find out which it really is soon enough, eh?

11th Apr2011

Live Long and Transform

by Mr. Joseph

I was on the fence about trying to watch Transformers: Dark of the Moon without casting a critical eye like I did after watching Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. That is, until I read this:

Sentinel PrimeHere is some news that should make Transformers: Dark of the Moon live long and prosper in the hearts of sci-fi fans.

Mr. Spock himself, Leonard Nimoy, has joined the film as the voice of Sentinel Prime, the predecessor of Optimus Prime whose wrecked body is seen in the teaser trailer, found crash-landed on the moon by the Apollo 11 astronauts in 1969. Later, after being brought to earth, he takes the disguise form of a fire engine in the movie’s massive, climactic battle through Chicago.

Apart from his obvious Star Trek cred, Nimoy also has a history with Hasbro’s shape-shifting alien robots: He was the voice of Galvatron in 1986′s The Transformers: The Movie.

Transformers filmmaker Michael Bay had toyed with the idea of inviting him to play a voice in the second movie, Revenge of the Fallen, but wasn’t sure he could pay the veteran actor enough. “I was too scared to ask him,” the director says. “Plus, he’s married to Susan Bay, who’s a cousin of mine. So I had to be careful. I’ve met him at family functions. But he told me, ‘I would be honored. I’m glad to be back!’”

Bay has been open about changing course with this third Transformers movie and making a stronger story than the critically pulverized last one. He says part of that is giving the metallic characters a bit more soul, even if they’re villains. “The robots have more character in this movie. Much more. You really understand their struggle, on both sides actually,” Bay says.

The 3-D Transformers: Dark of the Moon opens July 1.

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This is brilliant news…simply brilliant! I’m a Trekkie fan, so I always get a kick out of seeing Leonard Nimoy in any way I can. It’s also good to see Nimoy return to the franchise as he was the voice of Galvatron in The Transformers: The Movie. I’m really looking forward to seeing how he voices Sentinel Prime.

02nd Apr2011

Crack the Source

by Mr. Joseph

I had the (increasingly) rare free moment today, and I was able to spend it by doing what I do best, and that’s go to the movies.  Today’s movie selection is the action thriller Source Code.  The Summit Entertainment production stars Jake Gyllenhaal, Michelle Monaghan, Vera Farmiga, and Jeffrey Wright.  I had seen commercials and trailers for this movie for a while, and I was intrigued to see how it would all play out.  I like a good thriller as much as the next person, but the question was how would this work on screen.

The movie begins with Captain Colter Stevens (Jake Gyllenhaal) waking up on a train in the body of Chicago schoolteacher Sean Fentress.  Disoriented and confused, he finds himself sitting in front of a woman named Christina (Michelle Monaghan).  He hurriedly tries to make sense of what’s going on, but before he can start putting the pieces together, a bomb goes off and kills everyone on the train.  He awakes in a pod, where he is greeted by Air Force Captain Colleen Goodwin (Vera Farmiga).  She lets him know that he is inside something called the Source Code, and that he has eight minutes to find the bomb that killed everyone on the train.  Every failure brings him back to the pod with only a few moments to spare before returning back to the train.  He also finds out that the first bomb was a test run, and that there is another one geared up to destroy Chicago.  With constant urging from Dr. Rutledge (Jeffrey Wright), he sets out on his mission, which ends up being a race against time.

My previous experience with Jake Gyllenhaal was with that disastrous Prince of Persia movie.  I didn’t know if I was ready to give him another shot so soon, but I decided to go for the ride.  Suffice it to say, this was the right decision.  Gyllenhaal has a great sense of humor in this movie, and he handles the action scenes well.  His actions as the reluctant hero are phenomenal, and his transition to being the hero everyone thinks he can be is virtually seamless.

Michelle Monaghan is charming in her role.  The last time I got a good look at her was with Mission: Impossible III, and she’s good at playing the virtual damsel in distress.  With the constant jumps that Stevens takes, it’s great to see Christina’s character evolve and come out through the various interactions with Stevens/Fenteress.

Vera Farmiga and Jeffrey Wright play the overseer and the project director, respectively.  I lumped these two together because they have great chemistry onscreen.  Farmiga’s role as Captain Goodwin is firm, but caring, and she performs it well.  Wright’s role as Dr. Rutledge was more stern and effacing, with his only focus being on the mission itself, and not caring about what Stevens is actually going through.

The movie is directed by Duncan Jones, and he is able to strike the balance between action and humor effortlessly.  He is more recognized for directing the Sam Rockwell vehicle Moon, but he does a great job with the Ben Ripley script.  Chris Bacon does the score here, and it’s almost heroic in some scenes and subdued when it calls for it.  The main theme plays on Stevens’ heroism, and it’s something that carries throughout the film itself.

This movie felt very familiar to me, and it didn’t take long for me to figure out where the familiarity came from; in fact it came within the first ten minutes: Source Code reminds me of Quantum Leap, with Gyllenhaal playing the part of Sam Beckett and Farmiga doing a very good impression of Admiral Al Calavicci, so much so that Sam Beckett himself – Scott Bakula – has a bit part in the movie.  I really liked that show, and it helped to allow me to enjoy the movie that much more.  This is a taunt little thriller, and with a running time of about 93 minutes, it doesn’t overstay its welcome.  The movie creates its own universe, and it dares you to come along for the ride.  I don’t think I’m going out on a limb to give this movie four times More Epic than Love Jones.

After all, this is a definite case of the past affecting the future.